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2007 Graduation Song

Graduation Song July 14, 2007

Sung to the tune of “The Battle Hymn of the Republic”

Our eyes have seen the glory of this graduation day.
We have finished all the modules and now are proud to say,
That we’re holding our diplomas with a happy, smiling face
Because we’re Heilkunstlers with grace!

CHORUS

Glory, glory hallelujah
For a false belief you may need Thuja.
Or if you’re feeling split in two,
Then Anacardium will do
There are many remedies!

Samuel Hahnemann is a genius, yes it’s true.
And we have met some others like Rudi and Patty too.
Of course there are the tutors, also smart in many ways
You’ve helped us through the maze!

CHORUS

Glory, glory hallelujah
If you feel pissed off, then Staph’ll do ya.
If it's jealousy rearing its head
Then Lachesis will knock it dead
There are many remedies!

The words of Reich and Steiner they do echo in our minds,
Never thought we’d understand the musings of their kind,
Thanks to Heilkunst treatment our consciousness has evolved,
To kill ignorance we are called!

CHORUS

Glory, Glory Hallelujah
If you have warts you may need Thuja,
Or it could be Sulphur for your skin
But it won’t make you thin.
There are many remedies!

With eyes to see and ears to hear, we'll battle all disease
The pathic and the tonic we will use to slay with ease;
And the chthonic realm may bring you to the brink of hell,
But then you’ll soon be well!

CHORUS

Glory, glory hallelujah
If you feel like glass you might need Thuja.
If you’re weepy and always cry,
Then Pulsatilla can help you dry.
There are many remedies!

And we cannot forget those of you who’ve come before,
You have seen this day and were proud to say,
You made it through the door.
Well, there were days in clinical when we were filled with doubt,
But now we have some clout!

CHORUS

Glory, glory hallelujah
If you think you’re God, Veratrum’ll boo ya
And it will move you from the place where you eliminate the waste,
There are many remedies.

Now that we’re practitioners, we know where to begin
It’s the timeline, constitution, and of course some regimen.
Then a trip through all the miasms will have you feeling swell,
With a dropper of NSOL!

CHORUS

Glory, glory hallelujah
For a false belief you may need Thuja.
Or if you’re feeling split in two,
Then Anacardium will do
There are many remedies!